A former rock star and bon vivant, Joseph joined Ivory in October of 1997 as Imperial Galactic Overlord and Most Exalted Master of the Greater Mysteries, meaning he is pretty likely to answer the phones when Eileen has something important to do. He fields customer support calls and began delivering customer training, once we got that dangerous looking scepter out of his hands. While infiltrating various "pitiful earthling institutions", Joseph more or less inadvertently picked up a Liberal Arts degree from St. John's College, an MBA from San Francisco State, a few chops on the piano and a morbid fascination with sociobiology. Joseph, a simpering anarchist, help to found a school where students don't learn that they have to do lockstep what the authorities tell them to do. After finishing his mostly soundproof studio/torture chamber in his former garage, he is looking forward to impoverishing his family while furnishing the chamber with the latest unnecessary high-tech home studio gear (but only some of it will have tubes). |